An Absurd Life Size Resin Climbing Pirate Statue


Origin: American
Period: Late Twentieth Century
Provenance: Unknown
Date: c.1990
Width: 24 inches
Depth: 23 inches
Height: 73 inches

Having realistically moulded detailing with synthetic hair, wounds, blood stained shirt, and resin knife slotting between his teeth with a strong nylon rope betwixt his hands, this pirate named Keith, is handcrafted in resin.

A six-foot strapper, Keith is in essentially smashing order with no injuries or signs of loss and still has his original rope and knife.

Keith was a pirate of no real note, IE he didn’t kidnap anyone or plunder any hoards, but was a superb lookout upon the crow’s nest. He enjoyed unobstructed views, which stretched across bays, out to the open oceans, and picturesque beaches, wharfs and lighthouses. He was also a well-known card player, particularly good at five-card rummy.

Everyone needs a life size pirate in their life. Choose Keith.